What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

“Is it mine?”

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups.
The doctor asked the first woman “in what position was the baby conceived ?”

“He was on top “, she replied.
“You will have a boy !” the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
“I was on top “, was the reply.
“you will have a baby girl. ” said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
“What’s the matter ?” asked the doc.
“Am I going to have puppies ?”

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: “How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?”