Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”
Mum replies: “yes dear”

Day 2:
“We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”
Mum replies: “yes dear”

Day 3:
“We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I’m a 36DD. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”
Mum replies: “No dear, it’s because your 25.

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?

A: Because she got an “F” in sex.

The blonde reported for her university final examination, which consisted of questions requiring yes or no answers.

She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took out her purse, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet… Yes for heads and No for tails.

Within half an hour she was all done, whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes, however, she began desperately throwing the coin, muttering and swearing. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what she was doing.

“I finished the exam in half an hour. Now I’m rechecking my answers.”