Chocolate chip cookies
Friday, March 21st, 2008Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Archive for the 'Blonde riddle' Category
Failed blonde prostitute
Thursday, March 20th, 2008Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Short blonde jokes
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blonds are so shallow a long joke wouldn’t fit.
XXX film
Sunday, January 7th, 2007Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It’s the signature of the three blondes who act in it.
Blonde and Driver’s License
Sunday, January 7th, 2007Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?
A: Because she got an “F” in sex.
Brain surgery on blonde
Sunday, December 31st, 2006What does Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
“Space. The final frontier……”
