There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups.
The doctor asked the first woman “in what position was the baby conceived ?”

“He was on top “, she replied.
“You will have a boy !” the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
“I was on top “, was the reply.
“you will have a baby girl. ” said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
“What’s the matter ?” asked the doc.
“Am I going to have puppies ?”

The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her interests so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?”

The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”

Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don’t know the route.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss.

Every day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they’d leave right behind her.

After all, she never called or came back, so how was she to know?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside.

Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was with them.

“NO WAY,” she exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday!”

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”

She says, “Why officer?”

“Because your breast is hanging out,” he says.

She looks down and says, “OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!”