Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn’t help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was.

So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.”Well, once a week I fill the bathtub with milk and just soak in it.”

So the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. “I’d like a lot of milk.”

“How much?” asked the farmer.

“Well, quite a lot because I’m going to soak in it.”

He asked, “Pasteurized?”

“No…just up to my boobies.”

Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?

A: It’s the signature of the three blondes who act in it.

There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled on shore and was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, “I don’t want to sound like I’m a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms.”

A blonde goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk “I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.”

“Does he use the ball kind?” inquired the clerk.

“No,” replied the blonde, “The kind for under his arms.”

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?

A: Because she got an “F” in sex.