A blonde named Anna had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding.

Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control.

She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup.

When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplugged it.

There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead who were all news reporters going to Iraq.

One day the 3 of them got captured by a group of terrorists and were going to be executed the next day.

Next day

The terrorists put the redhead first in the middle of a circle of men with lots of guns. Scared as hell she thought I have a perfect idea. The commander said “ready…aim…” then the redhead blurts out “tornado tornado tornado!” They all scattered out and she ran away.

They come back aput put the brunette in the circle. “Ready…aim…” With quick thinking she blurts out “earthquake earthquake earthquake!” They all scattered and she got away.

The terrorists return once more and put the blonde in the circle. “Ready… aim…” The blonde, seeing the other reporters schemes, says, “fire fire fire.”