Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband’s car?

A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?

A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A1: So brunettes can remember them.

A2: Because blonds are so shallow a long joke wouldn’t fit.

What’s the difference between a rooster and a blonde?

Rooster says cock-le-dood-le-doo…

Blonde says any-cock-le-doo…

A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, “Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are.”

The cashier leaned over the counter and said:

“Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg”