A blonde tourist from the UK was on board a small two seat airplane with a gent she had met in Punta Gorda.

They were flying down the coast to Naples when the pilot entertained the thought of introducing her to the mile high club.

But before he could get anywhere he suffered a heart attack and passed out. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabbed the radio, turned on the mike and screamed, “Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just had a heart attack!”

Ground control heard her call for help and radioed back: “Don´t worry, madam. we´ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position”

“I´m 5″6´ and sitting in the front seat on the pilot´s lap.”