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	<title>Blonde Jokes, funny blonde jokes weblog</title>
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		<title>A blonde tourist on airplane</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde tourist from the UK was on board a small two seat airplane with a gent she had met in Punta Gorda.
They were flying down the coast to Naples when the pilot entertained the thought of introducing her to the mile high club.
But before he could get anywhere he suffered a heart attack and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/76</link>
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		<title>A blonde tried to blow up her husband&#8217;s car</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband&#8217;s car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/75</link>
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		<title>Chocolate chip cookies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&#38;M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/74</link>
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		<title>Failed blonde prostitute</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
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		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/73</link>
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		<title>Short blonde jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blonds are so shallow a long joke wouldn&#8217;t fit.
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		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/72</link>
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		<title>Difference between a rooster and a blonde</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
Rooster says cock-le-dood-le-doo&#8230;
Blonde says any-cock-le-doo&#8230;
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		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/71</link>
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		<title>Blondes on road trip</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, &#8220;Can [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/70</link>
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		<title>Blonde executive</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field.
She drove over to her and said, &#8220;It&#8217;s idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your ass!&#8221;
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		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/69</link>
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		<title>A blonde and a brunette in an elevator</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/68</link>
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		<title>Blonde mother with kids to Disney Land</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said &#8220;Disney Land Left,&#8221; so the blonde turned back around and went home.
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		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/67</link>
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		<title>Two blondes going to California</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.
A half hour later he gets on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/66</link>
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		<title>Blonde loocking for alligator shoes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the &#8220;no haggle&#8221; attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, &#8220;Maybe I&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/65</link>
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		<title>A police officer stops a blonde for speeding</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, &#8220;I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.&#8221;
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		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/64</link>
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		<title>A blonde at a hair dresser</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde went to a hair dresser&#8217;s one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, &#8220;I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off.&#8221;
The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/63</link>
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		<title>Driving down the highway in a convertible</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she&#8217;s speeding so she asks the blonde if there&#8217;s a cop behind them.
The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he&#8217;s got his lights on. The blonde [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blondejokes.dk/62</link>
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